if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My pussy is not your playground.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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