Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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