if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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