Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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