If that was your dad, he is hot
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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