K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
is it fun? or sober?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
