never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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