you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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