Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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