Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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