My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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