BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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