i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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