My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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