i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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