just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
