I am in a vortex of obligation.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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