What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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