can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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