Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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