Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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