With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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