I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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