I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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