the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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