dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
third nipple confirmed
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Randomize
