I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I don't deserve a penis
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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