no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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