? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I'm having to shit out rocks
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