Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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