Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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