I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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