Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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