On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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