Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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