But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
