Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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