...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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