I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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