Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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