How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
We had sex on a dog bed..
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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