When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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