I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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