just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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