Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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