Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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