My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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