She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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