Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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