North Korea, Best Korea!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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