I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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