Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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