my sisters under your porch take her home
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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