gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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