I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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